No No No....I'm not turning this into a porn-blog.These are just pictures of the lead characters of the movie James, which I intend to review here. Okay?
James is produced by Ram Gopal Verma. he claims that it is his first full-fledged commercial film. Oh! whatever category did his other films fall into!!!
You wouldn't mind if I reveal the 'plot' here. Believe me, you'll never mind!
The movie starts with an item number by Riya Sen.
Then.......it starts. What starts? mmm......It starts.....What it? Oh ok...what the hell....the story yaar, if u insist in calling it so.
Mohit Ahlawat (James), boy from Goa with a great body, comes to Mumbai. Falls in love with Nisha Kothari, an upcoming model. So?Well.....the thing is....there is a big bad guy who loves (or lusts for) Nisha. And he has a big bad politician brother who will do anything for his younger bro.The villain in the story is so bad, so bad that he will murder a guy just to rape his girl friend. horrible no? well, not as horrible as this movie.Now that the hero and the lady are in love, and villain has found out this....its run time baby. Yup! the lead pair start to run from the villain and in between James do some fighting to show off his biceps.Again, this is the time you start looking at ur watch, i case u had the misfortune to watch this flick.
I would like to tell u about James' philosophy, if u please."A person who does injustice is a criminal,a person tolerating it is a greater criminal and the person who sits on the fence watching all this is the greatest criminal." It is a long time since the movie-goer has appreciated this kinda hero unless he is a police officer.
The dialogues are so good...so good....that u won't stop groaning.Thankfully, there aren't much words spoken. And whenever Nisha opens her pretty mouth, she irritates u to no end.
Ah well....about the skin show. Well, there is a lot they are showing us.Mohit and Nisha are indeed good to look at below their respective necks.
I have this gut feeling that Mohit can really act. May be he needs a lot of polishing of this skill. And of course he will have to land himself on some really good film makers. John Abraham has got stiff competition here. But hey! you can't beat Johny's smile.
About Nisha......Oh Nisha baby, u just can't be anywhere near Urmila, however hard u try! You gotta understand that u can't fake sex-appeal even on screen. Don't worry, may be u can do some music vidoes.
James is really a short movie. The wonderful thing is that u will never realize this fact. It feels like years and years and years........and the torture seems to have no end.
Hey u! yes U....The Reader. Why the hell r u reading this damn review about this damn movie?
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