The Bourne Ultimatum: Movie Review

The Premise:

Jason Bourne, an ex-undercover-agent for CIA, somehow lost his memory. The CIA is hunting for him, considered a potential threat for the agency. Why? No idea. He wants to know. He is the hunted and the hunter as well. In the previous installment, CIA guys aimed for him, missed and struck his girlfriend instead. Bourne is determined to unearth his past and find out....Who IS Jason Bourne? ( Sounds like 'Antony kaun hai?', which is a great movie, though I didn't understand anything. Errr.....I digress).

Bourne's enquiries and the things that he accidentally finds out definitely have a high impact on the CIA. There are secrets that shouldn't come out. He is on the run.....and what a run! It takes us across nations. Guns fire, bombs go off, people fall dead around him. At least one thing is sure, he is on the right path.

FOR:

1) Matt Damon IS Bourne. I love this actor.....underrated may be, but definitely not underachieved. He doesn't falter anywhere. The looks, the moves, the reflexes....If this isn't a perfect act, I don't know what is.

2) It is a solid movie on its own right. You don't have to watch the other Bourne movies to enjoy this one. Just know the premise and you are all set to be taken for a rollercoaster ride. Oh yes, it is a rollercoaster ride. I mean, the action sequences. (But, I prefer the other kind of rollercoaster - The one they subjected me to in The Departed... Playing the guessing game with the movie-makers and losing it with pleasure....Pure bliss. Err....I digress again)

Coming back to Bourne, the camera work enhances the realistic action sequences. A car chase, a chase across the roof-tops of Morocco (?); everything just makes u hold your breath. Well, may be not up to the mark that Casino Royale has set. But, still worth your money, and some more.

3) Have to salute the director and the editor. START-ACTION-FINISH. No excess fat in this one.


AGAINST:

1) The camera work, that made action-sequences so brilliant, gave cringes in some other scenes. I felt that the trick was a bit over done.

2) My partner said that the best thing about Bourne series is that it's a believable story...compared to other spy-thrillers. I wouldn't know about CIA and their work-culture (?!). And I don't care if a movie is pro-CIA or ant-CIA. But, hey, give them some credit man! They are THE Agency, after all. The movie is like...the whole CIA is a bunch of dim-wits. Getting into CIA deputy director's office, taking some top secret documents and getting out of there without any harm??? hmm...we are talking about Bourne...Like Pamela says "This is Jason Bourne, the toughest target that you have ever tracked",right? Right.

3) The dialogues and even some sequences were very predictable. There is even a very-bollywood-style dialogue.....

Bad guy (in car, on cell phone): Perhaps we can arrange a meet.
Bourne (On phone, from Bad guy's office): Where are you now?
Bad guy: I'm sitting in my office.
Bourne: I doubt that.
Bad guy: Why would you doubt that?
Bourne: If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.

The sucker for dramatic lines that I am, with glee I cheered along with the whole theatre.

4) For all the shrewdness he displays, Bourne does some extremely stupid things. Like, walking beside a person whom the CIA is following. Well, those CIA agents doesn't recognize him? Well, we know that. The CIA know that. But, how does Bourne know that?

5) The climax: I mean the part where Bourne finds out his past....it felt hastily put together. This is what for all this time he has been running around?! The feeling: Dud!

MY ADVICE (how I love doing this!):

Drop your work, get the ticket and watch this action packed entertainer.....only in a theatre please.

The Da Vinci Code: Movie Review

By the time I got to read Dan brown's The Da Vinci Code, it was already in controversies. But, I didn't know what this hullabaloo was about and just bought it from a road side vendor. It started with a murder and I was hooked. I'm not a huge fan of religious believes in any forms. But I do love to read stories. So, I knew a lil' bit about Christianity and a controversy always thrills me. Telling that Christ was a saint or that Christ was an ordinary human being doesn't hold much difference to me. (Same for any other religious figure)

But, when you bring in a hugely popular belief and thrash it with seemingly solid evidence..my oh my! How I love it! If a story is presented as a conspiracy theorem, you love it or hate it. But, you sure see it to the end.Yup....Da Vinci Code was a racy read. But, if you can read it without a break, you must be Dan Brown. Because any other mortals would have some doubts and with google just a click away you can always clear it. So, yes. I did some Googling like any other reader. And found that there are a lot of facts, bended facts and lies in this delicious creation. What is fiction with out lies! As long as you aren't thrashing Amitabh Bachchan, anything goes for me.

Should I explain more? The Da Vinci Code holds a special position in my altar of select thrillers. Naturally, I should be waiting with baited breath when the book is made into a movie as everyone knew would be done, right? But, no! From the moment Tom Hanks was announced as the hero of Ron Howard's movie, I lost interest. Don't get me wrong, Tom Hanks is one my favorite actors and ranks very high in my listing. But, as Robert Langdon? Err.....well, doesn't seem right.

So, what's this much talked about story? In entry level the curator of the Paris Museum Louvre is murdered inside the museum. While he was slowly dying he arranges his body like Leonardo Da Vinci's famous work Vitruvian Man. He also manages to leave a coded message with a note that tells to find the famous symbologist Robert Langdon.

Unfortunately the appearance of Mr. Langdon's name in the death note lands him in the wrong list of French police. But, the curator's granddaughter Sophie Navue, who also happens to be an official cryptologist, doesn't think he has anything to do with the murder. In fact, she knows that her grand father had left all these clues so as to reach her and get Robert Langdon's assistance to solve the riddles. What awaits them is a series of tough riddles. What was the curator trying to tell her? Who killed him? What historic/religious secrets did her grand father know?

Now, the story within the story. Heard about Jesus H Christ? World's most popular religion at this point of time, Christianity, happens to have its origins in Christ. Jesus Christ is popularly believed to have lived with out any spouse till his end. The Da Vinci Code makes controversy by playing with the idea that he had a spouse and his successors still exists under camouflage. What's more, his spouse is touted to be Mary Magdalene, who is popularly known as a prostitute who finds peace in Christ. If you don't think this is enough trouble, you are blissfully unaware of how maniacal people can be about religion!

Honestly, if I don't compare the movie with the book (which, no one should in any of such cases) it was an above average Hollywood fare. It is hard to put all those code breaking, religious symbolisms, crash course in history and a dash of mathematics into a movie. So yes, a lot of editing had to be done.

Negatives:

1. No film maker can adapt a book surpassing human imagination.
2. Tom Hanks doesn't seem much interested in the proceedings. At best, he looks confused.
3. Silas, the serial killer, was one of the best characters in the novel. In the movie his characterization is half-baked.
4. An exciting riddle solving sequence in the book becomes confusing in the movie.
5. Dialogues like "That means you’re related to Jesus" sounds laughable on screen.
6. An average movie-goer will find it difficult to follow the proceedings (Even after reading the book so many times I had a tough time)

Positives:

1. Ian McKellen as Sir Leigh Teabing gives the much needed sprint to the movie.
2. Jean Reno as Captain Bezu Fache gives a well measured, restrained performance.
3. French actress Audrey Tautou as Sophie Neveu looks noble if not divine.
4. The way historical flashbacks are picturized.....blending past and present....

So, have you seen it yet?

Categories: The Da Vinci Code, Movie, Review, Movie Review, Hollywood, Thriller

Gangster: Movie Review

It is easy to review a movie, which I liked or hated. (It’ll be tough if I liked it too much). The real tough thing is when I don’t feel either way! Don’t get me wrong. Gangster is a nice movie. I’ll recommend it only for the sake of Shiney Ahuja and some great music. Of course you must have heard a lot about Gangster from the fabulous reviews it is getting.

Aakash (Emraan) loves the georgeous booze-addict Simraan (Kangana). Behind her emotional wreckage is the story of a gangster Daya (Shiney). The Don whom the whole Indian Police is hunting. He meets the bar-dancer Simraan and falls hopelessly in love. The tough criminal starts to love life, an unwanted complication for a gangster. As is the fate, he is always fleeing from the encounter specialists of India. While he is ‘taking care of’ someone in Dubai Simraan is kept safe in Korea where she meets Aakash. The caring Aakash slowly gets into her lonely heart. Thus begins the deception……

It has the Bhatt formula alright – crime, love, deception…….Lust is suspiciously absent, unless you count the song Tu Hi Meri Shab Hai…… Though it’s a love making situation, it is soft and romantic….Open space…..picture perfect landscapes…..maple leaves falling all around the couple….You get the drift.

One reason that Gangster didn’t move me much is the dialogues. Most of them are from Emraan. Then some from Ahuja. Dialogues like I’ll die without you doesn’t hold much appeal to me, though there may not be any better words to describe the feelings. But, for Ahuja’s character, words betray the deep emotions. He could have stayed sans any dialogues and have, may be, a stronger impact on us.

Anurag Basu’s direction is fine. Story and screenplay from the Bhatt-duo is all right. Gangster has a rather soft look than the slick and polished effect I expect from underworld-movies. But this is a love story after all.

Emraan Hashmi’s acting is strictly average. Wearing spectacles doesn’t make him look any less stupid (should have asked me!). Kangana Ranaut is gorgeous, graceful and non-plasticy (what a fresh change!). She has got promising acting skills and played the part of Simraan with élan. But I feel that her character was badly etched. We are supposed feel sorry for her, right?

Now, this space is inadequate to praise Shiney Ahuja. He doesn’t have any dialogues. But he says it all with his eyes and body. I’ve always thought that good actors are those who can cry without being awkward. But, when Ahuja cries it’s awkward and out of character. Yet by that exact awkwardness it is soul-wrenching. One man – Mr. Ahuja. One word – Fantabulous!

The other delicious part of this movie – songs.

Yaa Aaliii…Raham aali……You haven’t heard this song yet? Where the hell are you living yaar? When I first heard this song, I thought it had that Emraan Hashmi style. (Don’t know how to describe it). But once I’ve been through it in the theatre, there is no stopping Shiney Ahuja's intense look coming to my mind whenever I hear it. This man has got some real charisma!


Then there is the ultimate song of my choice, which starts Bheegi Bheegi………

Is it the words or the tune! Or is it the emotionally charged singing from the Bangladeshi singer James! Or is it just the Ahuja effect!

'Na jaane koi…… kaisi hai ye zindagaani……
Hamari adhoori kahani……’

If you have ever loved, at some point of time you have felt like this. A love that was never meant to be….

Categories: Gangster, Bollywood, Movie, Review, Kangana, Shiney Ahuja, Movie Review

Mistress of Spices: Movie Review

I went to watch Mistress of spices because, will you believe this, Bangalore has become too hot and we needed to be somewhere cool. What better place than PVR ! Aishwarya Rai is an actress (really?!!) I love to hate. (Okay….I loved her in the ad for Nakshatra jewellery). So there were no expectations…but, I still hoped that it would be tolerable.

Here goes the story…..Tilo, as a child, had some magical abilities due to which she was abducted by some bandits. But she somehow escapes and is found in a beach by an old lady and her disciples who take care of her. The old lady teaches her disciples the magical powers of spices and how to use them to help people. After they have learned everything they are sent to far away lands where they will run spice shops and help the local people.

Tilo ends up running Spice Bazaar in San Francisco. She runs the shop and lives by the rules that her teacher had told her to abide by. She should not step out her shop. She should not use spices for her own personal use. She should not touch the skin of anyone else.

Thus goes her life….through which passes a few people with their problems. All this while she is adamant on teaching us the qualities of spices. For example, did you know that blue peppers taken with black jeera would cure you of the obsession of making miserable movies?

Then the ultimate problem comes in the form of an attractive architect Doug. Tilo falls in love and breaks all the divine rules one by one.

Oh! Okay! Even I don’t want to recount this miserably tedious movie.

Plus points: Santhosh Sivan’s cinematography and an instrumental rendition of one of my fav songs aap ke nazron ne samjha pyaar ke kaabil…..


Negatives: Aishwarya Rai and, if you need something more, Dylan McDermott. His acting was as wooden as Aishwarya’s. And ooh yeah…what a chemistry! When they appear together the temperature dropped below zero. You wouldn’t believe that this man is the same one as in The Tenants (I didn’t). May be Aishwarya has that effect on her co-actors.

Don’t even ask me about the director (Paul Berges)….And whoever wrote those dialogues….strangling would be too good for them.



Final warning to the person who decided to make this movie:


Kutte....Kameene.....Mein there khooon pee jaungaaaaa!






Categories: Mistress of Spices, Movie, Review, Aishwarya Rai

V For Vendetta: Movie Review

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

I couldn't help a feeling of déjà vu as we watched the socio-political-thriller V For Vendetta. After all it isn't long back that Rang De Basanti weaved it's magic over me. Why do we applaud revolutionaries? Is it because they are our alter egos? Is it because they react true to their hearts, in a way we won't dare in real life? I don't know about you guys, but I would rather stay with Bhagat Singh than with Gandhi. Whatever be the majority feelings, bloody revolutions are what works for a movie.

V for Vendetta tells you what is wrong with the world and what the solution might be. No symbolism for this one. The story is set in a dystopian London. It is that time of future when England Prevails and the former super power USA is reduced to a leper colony. More importantly, it is that time of future when England come to resemble the present government of USA, with a few more hard measures added for a better effect. The government keeps the people under control by the stories of impending terrors. It freely snoops around their people.... even the private conversations are not spared. People don't care or they don't dare, as the media keep on feeding them the sensationalized terror stories.

Need I say more? Welcome to London when England is ruled by Chancellor Adam Stutler - A unidimensional, bad character. Minorities are treated without any sympathy. Homosexuals, Muslims, people who dare to voice their opinion.... you are different? You are gone!

When Evey Hammond, employee at a premier telecasting company, walks out during a curfew she is assaulted by two policemen. From the shadows emerges our hero - man in the mask - V. After an impressive and easy-looking fight the policemen are reduced to a bundle and the heroine is rescued. V further impresses her and the viewers with his chivalry and Shakespearean dialogues.

V invites Evey to a music concert at the end of which the London court explodes in a fabulous firework. Confused and horrified, Evey parts way with V. But the person who is going to alter your views and life can never be kept out. Her resistance not withstanding, Evey's life takes a non-returning journey forced by V as he finds a Protégée in her.

We come to learn in bits and pieces that V is a victim of some experiment that the government secretly carried out which distorted him beyond recognition, along with thousands of other people, on a 5th of November. Ah, vengeance! That bittersweet fuel for the act of undoing the wrong. Come to think of it, with out a personal tragedy would anyone care for a revenge?!


V has got a simple and daring plan. On November 5th he will blow Westminster Abbey as wakeup call for the sleeping citizens of England. An act that will pull at least a few roots of the dictatorship. In his journey to this finale, he eliminates a few high ranking, official personnel and is called a terrorist by the government and popular media. Even in the present world, isn't our definition of a terrorist a horribly one-sided one? Think about it and in the mean time watch this movie.

Wachowski brothers (makers of Matrix) did a wonderful job with screenplay. It is fast enough, without making you gasp for air. I heard that it made by a first-time director James McTeigue. If true, I don't have any words to praise him. As for the performances, Hugo Weaving prevails! It might be tough to do any acting when you are always wearing a mask. But, he does! Watch his slightly exaggerated body language. It's amazing what you can convey using only your body. Natalie Portman as Evey becomes dear to you with her always-slightly-confused expression. John Hurt as the hate-mongering Chancellor Adam Stutler is looks bad enough.

V for Vendetta is an elegant movie without any gory scenes. It has enough action, but it doesn't slip into an action-movie-mode. It rather asks a lot of questions. It states a lot of facts. It forces you to view the world as it is with out any rosy glasses. I give it an A+ rating.

PS: To know about the inspiration for V: Read about Guy Fawkes >>

"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders...tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger." : Herman Goering

Categories: Movie, Review, Movie Review, V For Vendetta, Hugo Weaving

Being Cyrus: Movie Review

Who you let in can change your life!

Being Cyrus is the story of a somewhat crazy guy called Cyrus. Oops! Wait a minute. The movie is full of crazy people. Crazy....like you and me. We 'appear' normal as long as we don't express all our thoughts, right? Well, that is my opinion for the moment.

Important declaration: The readers are requested to think about the characters mentioned here as 'whacko' unless mentioned otherwise.

On an otherwise usual morning in Panchgani, Mr and Mrs Sethna find Cyrus Mistry at their doorsteps. He has come to be an apprentice of Dinshaw Sethna who is told to be a great sculptor, who has become obscure now. Dinshaw lives in his own world and doesn't care a damn about what the world says about him. His voluptuous wife and highly depressed Katy lives in a world of what-if's. Panchgani is an not at all an happening place and her life is restricted the mundane works of home. She deserves better, and she has no doubts about that.

Cyrus merges with this normally crazy family with ease and plays along with Katy's flirting ways. As we move along the other members of the Sethna family, who are living in Mumbai, come into picture. Dinshaw brother Farokh is married to Tina. Think about a marriage between Amjad Khan and Jaya Bhaduri from Sholay, and you got the idea. Farokh is supposed to be looking after their father Fardounjee Sethna, who is said to be a rich man. But under the beast called Farokh the aged Sr. Sethna is living in a hell. On Katy's insisting, Cyrus befriends this old man and the plot thickens, throws some twists, gives you shivers and makes you crazy.

I stop here guys. Watch the movie for the story. Better, watch it for the performances. Watch it to see a beautiful debut from director Homi Adajania.

Really! Do you expect me to rate Naseeruddin Shah?! When he is in a movie no one else is expected to shine. But, they do...We knew that there is more to Saif Ali Khan than Dil Chahta Hai and Hum Tum. What about Ek Haseena Dhi? So, yes. He did it again. Boman Irani is a wonderful actor. And he excells as the darkly humorous Farokh Sethna. Dimple Kapadia did it right. But, I felt that sometimes she overacted. May be its due to the restrained performances from others. Simone Singh was fine. Honey Chhaya as the Sr. Sethna stole my heart. He just made me shudder thinking about getting old and living like a beggar in one's own home.

Being Cyrus is a part psycho, part thriller movie. People looking for an exclusive genre will be disappointed. The background music complemented the feel of the movie. It doesn't look glossy and cozy. So, Karan Johar fans stay away! Go and watch this movie guys. And have a crazy time!

Categories: Movie, Review, Being Cyrus, Movie Review, Bollywood

One Night @ The Call Centre - A novel by Chetan Bhagat: Book Review

I've been impatiently waiting for Chetan Bhagat's second novel One Night @ The Call Centre. Chetan's first attempt Five Point Someone was a highly enjoyable light-read. So, I had high expectations.

At last the day came and I returned from our neighborhood bookstore carrying a copy of One Night @ The Call Centre. I promptly dumped the Anton Chekov short story collection and started my journey with Chetan (the story starts with a train journey).

I guess, most of you guys have read the teaser published before the launching of the book. So had I. Hence skipped a few pages to where our narrator starts his.....well, narration. For the kind information of all the blockheads and papads out there, One Night @ The Call Centre tells us what happened to a bunch of call center employees during the span of a night!

So, we have a call centre called Connexions where the employees are facing a layoff...all due to a stupid Boss. Then we have a group of agents who have a particular section of the call centre all to themselves: Shyam, Priyanka, Esha, Varun aka Vroom, Radhika and Military Uncle.

This particular 'One Night' our agents don't have much work due to some technical problems in their network. So, they have a lot of time to talk, think, bitch about their stupid boss Bakshi and in general let us know what was happening in their lives till then. All have their own problems and with the layoff looming in the near future, everything looks bleak to our friends.

I'll stop here and let you be 'surprised' if you are really going to read ON@CC. You won't get any insights to what the real call centre agents are facing daily. Its better to ask those night-birds in your friends circle. The book is aimed at the young generation. Supposedly the so-called 'youth' don't have any clear vision, are chicken-hearted and do everything their friends do so as to appear 'cool'. They just want some bucks, don't think about what they really want in life and simply follow the metropolitan culture (whatever it might be!). Geez....so many arrows!

The message: listen to your heart! Filmy....veryyy filmy. ON@CC has a lot of flaws, which really dampened my reading. I didn't like it as much as Five Point Someone. May be it is the high expectation level. Or may be because I can predict most of the things as everything sticks to the Chetan-style. But, may be you will like it. So, try it. After all its a light-read and costs only Rs.95!

Categories: Chetan Bhagat, Book, Review, Book Review

Holiday: Movie Review

"This holiday, come fall in love....with yourself"

Pooja Bhatt directed Holiday is widely believed to be a copy of "Dirty Dancing". Though, Pooja claims it to be inspired by "Strictly Ballroom". He he he.... Usually they argue whether the movie is a copy or not. Bollywood has really progressed. Now the topic is copy of "which" movie'. Whatever!

You can sum up Holiday by reading the ugly duckling's story or watching 'Jasse jaisi koyi nahin' in Soni TV. But, here is a difference. It is not about an ugly/ordinary girl turning into a beauty. It is about defying the world and living by your own standards. An ordinary girl (Onjolee Nair) who believes herself to be a failure, accidentally finds out the passion of her life! Well, 'passions' of her life, to be exact - Dancing & Dino Morea.

The story unfolds in Goa, which gives Holiday a cool feel. I really liked the song 'aashiyaan...'. Oh, may the dancing did it for me. The dialogues are simply too boring. You can even lip-synch with the actors!

The 'bestest' part of the movie is some real cool dancing, simply great. I presume that Onjolee is a trained dancer. Her moves are so graceful. Her acting? Nothing to mention. That is not a problem for Bollywood. The problem is she is not the typical bollywood beauty. Know what I mean? At least, do we get to watch her as a model?

Now, let us talk about Dino. I didn't know that he could dance so nicely, man! Dino, I forgive you for all those acting mishaps. Attention all those directors and producers out there. Why don't you give this man a movie 'inspired' by 'Dance like a man'?

Categories: Movie, Review, Movie Review, Bollywood, Holiday

Zinda: Movie Review

"One good act of vengeance...deserves another"

Zinda means alive! So, who is alive? Sanjay Dutt (Bala). Any reason he shouldn’t be? If you were locked up for 14 years and released with an ominous statement that you have just 4 more days……well, its understood that your state of being ‘Zinda’ isn’t going to last.

1990’s. Bangkok.

Bala is a software engineer happily married to Celina Jaitley (forgot her screen-name). One fine day………… well, he simply disappears. Yeah! Just like that…voosh!!! His pretty wife watches him standing on a deck…the next scene……… he is nowhere to see!

What happened to Bala? He is kept in a cell without any explanations. Totally isolated except for a T.V. through which he comes to know that his wife had been murdered. At the end of 14 years he is blindfolded and dropped on a helipad. He finds some money and a cell-phone in his coat-pocket.

Understandably, this is not the end for him or the story. He is still ‘Zinda’. But why? Why wasn’t he killed if the whole episode was to punish him for some unknown crime? Who is the monster behind this drama? Just like us, Bala wants to solve this puzzle. He wants justice for the 14 precious years of his life.

So guys……such is the story! Sounds good? Yes. Copy? Right again! Hollywood? No, from a Korean movie called OldBoy. Anything wrong? How about the basic flaw?

It’s all about the passion of revenge, right? Then I completely missed the point in Zinda. Let me reveal something here. John Abraham plays the part of the person who locked up Sanjay Dutt for 14 years; obviously for some valid reasons. John is supposed to live on the hatred for his enemy. Forgive me John for this, but you just didn’t look the part. (I’m a big fan of John Abraham – The Model.)

Sanjay Dutt was good as a desperate man. Should I say this again….Celina can’t act. Lara Dutta and Mahesh Manjrekar (yeah, they are there): Bad characterization (not their fault). Zinda is directed by Sanjay Gupta, whose ‘Kaante’ hit the mark with some attitude and ‘Musafir’ was avoidable. I guess he misses the story while trying to stylize the look.

On the whole Zinda is a ‘different’ movie with some loopholes. It’s highly depressing with some gruesome scenes here and there (I liked this). One big plus? The song ‘Yeh hai meri kahaani’ by Strings.

Categories: Movie, Film, Review, Movie Review, Bollywood

Kalyug: Movie Review

To tell the truth....I hated Kalyug from the word GO!

Oh my God! The world is gonna hang me after the above statement. Just about everyone says defends Kalyug. Something in the line of "Return of good old days of Bhatt.....Bhatt returns to the Zakhm standards". Really? Kalyug was that good? Sorry, I didn't notice! May be I should watch it once more? Man! please excuse me. I would rather watch a well-made movie with the stupidest theme than a shabbily executed movie with a noble intention.

You want the plot? The hero (Kunal) and his wife (Renuka) went to some kind of tourist spot for their honeymoon. Bad luck that their intimate moments were secretly filmed and hosted in a desi porn website. With an international porn-mafia behind these deeds Police promptly arrests the couple for making blue films. Renuka couldn't stand the humiliation and deceit. And she commits suicide.

From there on Kunal takes it as his destiny to destroy the people behind the porn website. No easy task by any means. On the way along he gets to meet some interesting characters and gets to see the ugly face of porn business. As a character says 'this is kalyug'. What else do you expect?!

So, it does sound like a great plot, right? Yeah....probably path-breaking in Bollywood (don't know about the other Wood's). I feel sad that such a fresh plot was destroyed by a careless script and crass execution. Why didn’t they just concentrate on the story at hand? I mean, why digress and talk about Kashmiri Pundits and Gujarat earthquake victims? Surely, they are worth making different movies, without cramming all these into Kalyug as side-plots.

Only today did I recognize that the actor who did the lead role is Kunal Khemu. Remember young Ajay Devgan in Zakhm? I really liked him as a child artist. Well, he was not that bad in Kalyug. Just looked like a boy whom you might meet in your neighborhood. May be if he kept his hair short, I would get a glimpse of his face!

The girl who acted as Renuka (Smiley!) looked like she did the film sans any makeup. That’s fine. But her acting was horrible. Or, am I so irritated by innocent sweet girlie-girls?! Amrita Singh performing as the woman who controls a very profitable porn-mafia...I liked that. At least she didn't use kohl and complicated bindis to look like a bad girl. She was just right.

Emraan Hashmi - I wouldn't care to say anything about him or his role. Deepal Shaw - the music album girl was highly irritating. Ashutosh Rana - would you please stay away from stereotypes and do some justice to your acting skills?

Let me end with some positive comments. THE song of the season, Jiya dhadak dhadak Jaye.... rocks!!! To the credit of the moviemakers, they could have easily added some steamy scenes given the theme. But, they didn't. In fact there is no unnecessary hot scenes. If only they had a better script!

Categories: Movie, Review, Kalyug, Bollywood, Movie Review

Bluffmaster: Movie Review

I have to confess first, I'm a blue-blooded fan of Abhishek Bachchan. So there is no way that I can rate Bluffmaster anything below 10. Objectivity be damned! If there is anyone who can make me watch a movie for the sole purpose of seeing him.....Thats Him! Thats Him! Thats Him!

OK. Let me start reveiwing the movie. There is no price for guessing to which genre Bluffmaster falls to. You must be a total pudding-head not to guess it from the title. Its a con-movie yaar! Note: Con-movie may mean a movie about con-men or a movie that cons the audience.

Don't you feel Bluffing is the season's theme that has possessed hindi film makers?! Chocolate, Ek Khiladi Ek Hasina.....now Bluffmaster. I really loved Chocolate, hated EKEH and was in love with Bluffmaster even before seeing it.

Let me share some rumors with you. It is said that Bluffmaster is highly 'inspired' by an Argentinean film named 'Nine Queens'. Some other folks argue its a copy of Hollywood flick 'Matchstick Men'. I really don't care, because I haven't seen either of them. In case its a copy (most probably it is) I would say 'copy ho to aisa!'

Abhishek is a small time con man who is highly successful in his profession. He regards himself as the 'baap' of all conmen! Priyanka Chopra is his love interest. And he almost succeeds in getting engaged with her. 'Almost' because on the day of the engagement, for the first time she comes to know that he is a conman. Now, she is a lady of high principles and can't think about spending her life with such a crook. She gives back her engagement ring thus breaking our hero's heart.

Enter Riteish Deshmukh (with an apt name Dittu!) who is an aspiring conman (or boy). He wants to be an apprentice under Abhishek, who is highly irritated by this loudmouth. Who can ward off an eager student for ever! And Dittu (I feel it suits him better than Riteish) becomes a not-so-humble 'chela' of Abhishek Guruji.
Then comes a hard blow for the hero. A new found doctor-friend,Boman Irani, tells him the cruel truth....he is diagnosed with having........yes! u guessed it!.....brain tumor! Life is so unjust. He has only three more months to live. Can he make each one of these days a memorable one? Well he is sure gonna try.

First thing first...he breaks the news to the queen of his heart, who naturally wouldn't believe him. But, later she comes back to him...true love or sympathy? Don't worry much. Its not that interesting.

Now, second thing....Dittu wants to avenge the cruel deceit done to his now-in-sanatorium father by a large shark (or whale, I don't remember) Chandru. Our con-guru knows that its not an easy task, but he agrees to do it for his dear student.

The rest of the story is about how he tries to con chandru and......well does he succeed? Watch the movie!

Abhishek's character is understated, charming and very stylish, and he performs very well. Riteish Deshmukh is a real comedy-man, no question about that. No comments about Priyanka Chopra. Boman Irani's role is too short and will disappoint his fans. Do I have to comment about Nana Patekar? watch this movie if only for a different performance from Patekar. I would really love to see him take the center stage in a con-movie. This man amazes with his ease of switching between characters. A really hilarious character, Chandru.

The music suits the movie, but nothing to comment about. The best part of Bluffmaster is 'dialogues'. You will agree with Chandru when he says that he wants to note this line for future use. I really wanted to note down many of them. This movie could have been a lot better with a tighter editing.

But, I'm not complaining. The more I get to see Abhishek the better!

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An Unfinished Life: Movie Review

Characters:

Einar Gilkyson (Robert Redford)
Mitch (Morgan Freeman)
Jean (Jennifer Lopez)
Griff (Becca Gardner)
Gary (Damian Lewis)
Local Deputy sheriff (Josh Lucas)

Forgiveness and moving on in life - this is the theme of An Unfinished Life.

Jean, who was beaten up by her boyfriend Gary, is running away along with her daughter Griff. Apparently she has nowhere to go other than the ranch where her former father-in-law Einar stays. Einar is a tough cowboy with a golden heart. He cares for his friend Mitch who was seriously pawed by a bear.

Both Jean and Einar are not happy with the meeting. We later on finds out that Jean was driving the car in the accident that killed Einar's son. He blames Jean for that incident. Mitch tries to put Einar out of his bitterness. Anyway, Einar grudgingly allows Jean and Griff to stay with him.

As the movie progresses Einar and Griff slowly get attached with each other. But Einar is still not forgiving Jean who has found a new boyfriend in the local deputy sheriff.

Well, I'm not going to say the whole story. Well, there aren't much surprises because it is every inch a sweet-emotional-drama where everything is fine in the end.

The main problem I have with this movie is that J Lo never look like a woman who will stand there and take the beating from her boyfriend. Oh! There is bear that is an important character in this movie - the bear that attacked Mitch. He always asks about that animal. The bear surely has some symbolic role, but I'm not sure what it is. The problem is I can explain it in a dozen ways – that’s the ay with symbolism!

Ultimately, An Unfinished Life talks about forgiving yourself and others and bonding with your fellow beings. I'll say it has a nice and valid point. But the movie failed to touch my heart.

If you don't like sentimental dramas and lessons about life this movie is not for you.
If you are in a mood for lightweight philosophies and the open countryside give it a try...may be you will like it.

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FlightPlan: Movie Review

Flight Plan is a thriller, which starts as an interesting ride but goes aground in the middle.

I have seen only a few movies of Jodie Foster. Still, if I know that she is part of a movie I'm bound to have high expectations. So, when FlightPlan began I thought 'its going to be something special!'


Kyle Pratt (Foster) is distraught with grief as her husband died in an accident while in Berlin. She arranges to transport his casket in a jumbo jet to New York for the funeral. She boards the plane along with her 6-year-old daughter Julia. It is shown that she is an over-protective mother who doesn't want her daughter to be out of her sight. By the way Kyle Pratt helped design the jet that they are boarding!

Once inside the plane Kyle takes a nap and when she wakes up her daughter is missing. She goes searching and panics when the kid was not found. She seeks the help of flight attendants. They are not really concerned because the plane is large enough for a girl to lose her way. But, after the first round of search Julia is still missing. The pilot asks other passengers to not to leave their seats for an intense search. And instead of all these troubles and some unfortunate incidents her daughter is not found!

As the movie advances we get to know that no one in the plane has ever seen Julia! And there is no record of her boarding! And the pilot gets information from Berlin that the girl was killed along with her father! Every one suspects that Kyle is having a psychological problem. Now, Kyle is having doubts about her own stability. Was Julia just an illusion of her bereaved mind?! She is not sure and she can't trust anyone.


If I explain the rest it won't be a thriller, right? So lets leave it here.

Now, you might think it’s really worth your money. I would say NO! Of course Jodie Foster is unquestionable. She makes us feel or the character. Whatever she does appear natural.….very convincing. FlightPlan got solid backing from Jodie and an intriguing plot. Then what went awry? I mean 'about the film'...not 'in the film'!


For one thing, the best part of a thriller is missing here - a logical explanation for each and every incident and every word spoken. I don't mean that everything should be explained in the end forcefully. Just that, with the given information an average movie-goer should be able to solve all the mystery in the end. This is exactly where the FlightPlan fails. The scriptwriter didn't really apply any commonsense. There are so many loopholes that you can't beleive it had a script! You wanna see Jodie Foster perform? Fine....go ahead! You wanna see a thriller? STOP!!!!

The conclusion: Too many unanswered WHYs and HOWs don't do any good to a thriller.

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Main Meri Patni Aur Woh: Movie Review

“Love comes in all Sizes”

Main: Mithilesh Shukla aka Chote Babu - Played by Rajpal Yadav
Meri Patni: Veena - Played by Rituparna Sengupta
Woh: Akash – Played by Kay Kay Menon

Mithilesh: The university library is my temple and I’m the Pujari there! I adore books and love literature. I was a bachelor at well past my prime. Well, I had my own reasons for not tying the knot. Then one fine day my mother took out her usual ronaa-dhonaa…and my uncle started to push like anything….the pressure became too much and I had to relent. I went along with my uncle to meet a girl named Veena. Even before seeing her I was convinced that she would reject me. I mean…..I’m not handsome….not tall enough….not very smart. Not a guy in whom a girl would see her Prince.

Then I met Veena. And I was very sure that she would reject me. She was so beautiful that I couldn’t stop looking at her. Then we talked and I found her simple and open. She is well read and intelligent. It was a pleasure talking with her. God! I couldn’t stop smiling. I badly wanted to marry her. But, then I know my limits. She deserved a better man.

Veena: I’m a practical girl who has gone through the ladki-dekhna-ceremony for a few times. They will come and see me and say that they liked me. Nobody cared to ask how I felt! Then, this guy with a disarming smile came to see me - Mithilesh. He was such a simple person. He really listened to all that I had to say. Then he said that he really liked me and asked…..you know what?! He asked me to be his friend! Well, I think that’s what had me bowled over. I was in love with this bhola-bhala librarian!

At last Mithilesh and Veena get married and the problems start pouring in on Mithilesh. His wife is very beautiful and it was only natural that every guy – be it his best friend or the milkman – pays a compliment or two. This coupled with his inferiority complex makes life a hell for Mithilesh. But, he somehow manages his “competitors”. But the ultimate bad luck strikes in the form of Akash – Veena’s childhood friend….her chummy-buddy. Akash is everything that Mithilesh aspires to be. Every occasion proves to him that Akash is better suited to Veena than himself. In the end he brakes down utterly.

Well guys….the story of Main Meri Patni Aur Woh is very simple and it doesn’t require much imagination to guess the plot. But, it is the treatment that steals show. The good old, small town of Lucknow is in the background. The city is captured in its day-to-day life mode. The characters are sketched as realistic as possible. The casting is wonderful. It will be ridiculous if I start commenting on Rajpal Yaadav and Kay Kay. Let me just say that they are among my awesome-actors-list. This is the first time I’m watching Rituparna Sengupta. An actress of mettle with a haunting beauty!

I have seen this story before in a great Malayalam movie – Vadakkunokkiyantram. But I won’t say that the story is stolen, because the concept has a universal appeal. Mithilesh can be anyone among us. If you like a slow pace and are not particularly looking for larger-than-life heroes, see this movie. For a change, this will have you walking with a human being and sharing his emotional ups and downs. You will smile and cry with Mithilesh. You may want to yell at him at some point but still think that he was only human.

This movie is like its protagonist – unassuming. Watch it and get struck with the charm of simplicity!

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